How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch, silly!

Why do Gorilla have big nostrils?

Because the have big fingers!

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a Dog!

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

What is the laziest mountain in the world?

Mount ever-rest!

What is everyone in the world doing at the same time?

Getting older?

Dad, can you write in the dark?

I think so, what do you want me to write?

Your name on my report card!

Who will everyone meet someday?

God’s son, the Lord Jesus Christ

Will everyone go to Heaven?

The Bible, God’s book, says…”All who trust him – God’s Son – to save them have eternal life; those who don’t believe and obey him shall never see heaven…” John 3:36

Will the bad things I have done (sins) keep me from going to heaven?

Yes! God hates sin! He will not allow sin into Heaven!

That means I’m in a lot of trouble!

But listen to this….

Jesus died for our sins and rose again so that we are not guilty…

“He died once for the sins of all us guilty sinners… that he might bring us safely home to God…his body died, but his spirit live on…And now Christ is in Heaven.” 1 Peter 3:18, 22A

So it’s no joke!

Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life!

When you trust Jesus, you are forgiven and will someday live with God in Heaven…Forever!

“I have written this to you who believe in the son of God so that you may know you have eternal life.

1 John 5:13

Pray this prayer: Dear God, today I ask you to forgive me for all the bad things that I have done. I trust Jesus to save me from my sins and someday take me to Heaven.